AUDITIONS
Monday, January 13th at 7pm-10pm
Tuesday, January 14th at 7pm-10pm
Callbacks: Wednesday, January 15th
You do not need to attend both nights of auditions.
Rehearsal Dates*
Starting January 19th - March 1st.
Sunday-Thursday, Sunday 6-9pm and
weekday evenings 7-10pm.
*Please note, you may not be called to all rehearsals and schedule will be determined based on availability
Performance Dates
March 7th-16th: Fri. & Sat. 8pm & Sundays 2pm
+ Sat. March 15th 2pm Matinee
Audition Requirements:
Please bring a headshot and resume. Auditions will consist of readings (sides) from the show. All roles are open to actors of all ages, gender identities, races.
Please note that The Heights Players is a non-profit theater and this is a non-equity production. All cast and crew volunteer their time and talent. The Heights Players is a membership organization, there is no pay or stipend for any role or position. There is a $20 membership fee, if cast.
The Heights Players is located at:26 Willow Place, bet. State & Joralemon Streetsin Brooklyn Heights. Click For Directions to the John Bourne Theater
You Can't Take It With You
by George S. Kaufman & Moss Hart
Directed by: Kerry Wolf
Synopsis: A family of experience seeking oddballs vs a family of money makers. A literal explosive comedy!
The family of Martin Vanderhof lives “just around the corner from Columbia University—but don’t go looking for it.” Grandpa, as Martin is more commonly known, is the paterfamilias of a large and extended family: His daughter, Penny, who fancies herself a romance novelist; her husband, Paul, an amateur fireworks expert; their daughter, Alice, an attractive and loving girl who is still embarrassed by her family’s eccentricities—which include a xylophone player / leftist leaflet printer, an untalented ballerina, a couple on relief, and a ballet master exiled from Soviet Russia. When Alice falls for her boss, Tony, a handsome scion of Wall Street, she fears that their two families—so unlike in manner, politics, and finances—will never come together. During a disastrous dinner party, Alice’s worst fears are confirmed. Her prospective in-laws are humiliated in a party game, fireworks explode in the basement, and the house is raided by the FBI. Frustrated and upset, Alice intends to run away to the country, until Grandpa and Co.—playing the role of Cupid—manage not only to bring the happy couple together, but to set Tony’s father straight about the true priorities in life. After all, why be obsessed by money? You can’t take it with you. . . .
Winner of the 1937 Pulitzer Prize for Drama.
CHARACTER BREAKDOWN
Please note that people of all races, gender identities, and abilities are encouraged to audition for this inclusive and collaborative production. We may also be casting Understudies for Lead Roles & Ensemble Swing Roles.
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Penelope Sycamore-Carmichael: Age: Early 50s - Usually goes by Penny, Penelope is the mother of Essie and Alice, wife of Paul, and daughter of Martin. She writes plays and paints as hobbies because it makes her happy, but is terrible at both. Penny is a loving mother and wife who is constantly concerned with the welfare of her family. Her main goal is to make sure everyone is happy, particularly her daughter Alice.
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Essie: Age: Mid-late 20s - Wife of Ed, daughter of Penny and Paul Sycamore, Granddaughter of Martin, sister of Alice. She is childlike. As a hobby she makes candy that Ed sells. Essie dreams of being a ballerina. She has spent 8 years studying with Boris Kolenkhov, but is a terrible dancer.
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Rheba: Age: 25-30 - The maid and cook to the Sycamore family. She is treated almost like a part of the family. She is dating Donald.
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Paul Sycamore: Age Mid-50s - Father of Essie and Alice, husband of Penny, son-in-law of Martin. He is a tinkerer who manufactures fireworks in the basement with the help of his assistant Mr. De Pinna. His hobby is playing with erector sets His quiet charm and mild manner are distinctly engaging.
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Mr. De Pinna: Age: 50-60 - The ice man who came inside to speak to Paul eight years before, and never left. He helps Mr. Sycamore build fireworks, and moonlights as a model in Mrs. Sycamore's paintings.
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Ed Carmichael: Age: Mid-late 20s - Husband of Essie, son-in-law of Paul and Penny. He is a xylophone player, and distributes Essie's candies. Ed is an amateur printer who prints anything that sounds 'catchy' to him. He prints up dinner menus for his family and communist pamphlets that he places in the boxes of Essie's candy. He also likes to make masks.
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Donald: Age 25-30, - The boyfriend of Rheba, who seems to serve as handyman for the Sycamores.
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Dr. Martin (Grandpa) Vanderhof: Age: 75 - Referred to mostly as Grandpa in the play. Father-in-law to Paul, father of Penny, grandfather of Alice and Essie. He is an eccentric happy old man who has never paid his income tax because he doesn't believe in it, as he feels that the government wouldn't know what to do with the money if he paid it. Once a very successful businessman, he left his job 35 years prior for no reason other than to just relax. He lives his life by the philosophy "don't do anything that you're not going to enjoy doing". He goes to circuses, commencements, throws darts, and collects stamps.
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Alice Sycamore: Age: Early 20s - Fiancée of Tony Kirby, daughter of Paul and Penny, granddaughter of Martin, sister of Essie. She is the only "normal" member of the extended family. She has an office job, and is rather embarrassed by the eccentricities of her family when she has Tony and his parents at her house, yet she still loves them. She tends to be a pessimist. But she is a Sycamore and her love and devotion for her family is apparent.
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Wilber C. Henderson: Age: 30-up - An employee of the IRS. He comes to collect the tax money owed by Grandpa, and can't understand why the latter won't pay income tax.
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Anthony (Tony) Kirby Jr.: Age: Early-mid 20s - a personable young man, not long out of Yale and more recently out of Cambridge. Fiancé of Alice, son of Mr. and Mrs. Kirby. He sees how, even though the Sycamores appear odd, they are really the perfect family because they love and care about each other. His own family is very proper and has many issues none of them will admit. He is vice president of Kirby and Co.
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Boris Kolenkhov: Age: 35-up - A Russian who escaped to America shortly before the Russian Revolution. He is very concerned with world politics, and the deterioration of Russia. He is the ballet instructor of Essie, aware that she is untalented at dancing, but knows that she enjoys dancing so he keeps working with her. He admires the ancient Greeks and the Romans, questions society, and is interested in world affairs. He is enormous, hairy, loud and very, very Russian.
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Gay Wellington: Age: Mid 50s - A stage actress whom Mrs. Sycamore meets on a bus and invites home to read one of her plays. She gets very drunk, and passes out shortly after arriving at the Sycamore's home. Age: 55-up.
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Anthony W. Kirby: Husband of Mrs. Kirby, father of Tony. He is a very proper man who is president of Kirby and Co. and secretly despises his job. His hobby is raising expensive orchids. He is also a member of the Harvard Society, the Union Club, the National Geographic Society, and the Racquet Club.
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Miriam Kirby: Age: Mid 50s - Wife of Mr. Kirby, mother of Tony. She is an extremely prim and proper woman and is horrified by the goings-on in the Sycamore household. Her hobby is spiritualism.
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Three Government Agents (G-Man 1:The Man, G-Man 2: Jim, G-Man 3: Mac): Age: 20s-up - Three agents who come to investigate Ed because of the communist origin of some of the 'catchy' quotes he printed and placed in Essie's candy boxes, such as "God is the State – the State is God" and "Dynamite the White House".
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The Grand Duchess Olga Katrina: Age: 50-up - She was one of the Grand Duchesses of Russia before the Revolution, another being her sister, the Grand Duchess Natasha. Since then she has been forced to flee to America where she has found work as a waitress in Childs Restaurant. She rises above everything despite her circumstances. The rest of her family has had a similar fate, such as her Uncle Sergei, the Grand Duke, who is now an elevator operator. She loves to cook as a hobby.